Show them you’re literate and a little bit of a bitch, in Cher! Optimized for daydreaming about your crush and arguing over whether MASH has prophesied life in a shack with 3 or 800 children, this navy cotton sweater boasts a front ‘n’ center fluffy pink pen intarsia, complete with a real feather puff applique. A slightly shrunken fit adds to the early aughts allure, while a high neck and rib trim keep things grown-up. Pair with the Mike pant for a gossipy brunch, or go for bimbo glory with a mini-skirt and high boots.